Trump Calls Putin to Congratulate Him on Surviving Another Deep State Assassination Attempt

President Donald J. Trump on Wednesday made a congratulatory call to Vladimir Putin, applauding his stoicism in surviving yet another Deep State assassination attempt, said a Mar-a-Lago source who was privy to the conversation.

Overnight, a drone swarm descended on the Kremlin, including Putin’s private residence, but the Russian military and Putin’s presidential protection force destroyed or disabled the drones in flight, preventing what could have been a mass casualty event.

“Last night, the Kyiv regime made an attempt to strike with unmanned aerial vehicles on the Kremlin residence of the President of the Russian Federation,” the state-run TASS news agency quoted the Kremlin as saying in a statement.

Following the attack, Putin received a phone call from President Trump, who empathized with him and said that he, too, had survived “a huge number of Deep State attempts” to kill him, our source said. Putin purportedly told Trump he had endured countless “Western-born” assassination attempts since beginning his Special Military Operation in Ukraine to rid the country of foreign Biolabs, pedophiles, and, more recently, Covid-19 vaccine warehouses.

He revealed to Trump that his forces spoiled the latest attempt on his life by shooting down and electronically jamming the drones’ GPS telemetry. The debris fell harmlessly to the ground and caused no injuries.

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“This was a terrorist attack,” Putin said, adding that Zelenskyy must have had the criminal Biden regime’s help to orchestrate the strike.

When Trump asked how the drones penetrated Russian airspace and reached the Kremlin without first getting shot down by Moscow’s integrated air-defense system, Putin speculated that foreign mercenaries had somehow snuck across the border near the Ukrainian city of Orsha, circumvented Russian security forces and border patrols, and launched the drones close to Moscow. Munitions experts had examined debris and determined the drones were American-made “Switchblade” suicide drones, which can fit in a backpack and have a maximum range of approximately 25 miles.

“The pig Biden and dog Zelenskyy do this to me,” Putin said.

He also said he had dispatched Spetznas to find and execute the perpetrators.

“You know, there’s never been anything like this happening until the Deep State. They’re terrible—all the money they’ve stolen and all the terrible planning they do and, you know, they still can’t kill us. They’re horrible at everything. We’re getting them, though, and in a big way,” Trump told Putin.

The conversation, our source said, then segued into lighthearted banter with the two leaders playfully arguing about who had survived the most assassination attempts; Trump said he was aware of 17 bungled attempts, while Putin bragged that he had survived 34.

The Ukranian Ministry of Defense in Kyiv has denied involvment.

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