Heeeeeeeres Johnny! Coming right at you. It almost hurts just to watch it. That will undo your Hindu and turn it into a no can du right there. I may have just pissed off a billion people with that one…I try to keep the pissing off of people down to 100 million or less per day. That’s my policy. Its also my policy not to stand in the middle of the road at night. There are a couple of dudes on the left that see it coming…but they just watch it mow them down. “Were about to get” BAM!
This happened at a wedding. There were 50 people standing around waiting for the groom to get there (he may have been driving the SUV and was late and speeding). Standing in the road waiting on the groom. Seriously? I wonder why they are holding up a table cloth? Three dead and 15 hurt from the brides side of the family. Can you imagine living with all these pissed off people as your inlaws for the rest of your life? You can just hear it now at every gathering “If you would have got your ass in gear and got there on time…”. But no…”You just had to grab one more belly dancer at the stag party didn’t you?”
Why are they in the middle of the road? At night? They had to wait IN THE ROAD? And what do they do right after this happens? Start moving the badly injured around some more. Like now they see the danger of congregating in the road at night. Got to get the mangled and injured out of the road! They might get hit by a…oh. Brilliant. The dog is like…”I have told you and told you to stay out of that street but you would not listen!” “I was laying there in the road licking my business just yesterday and almost got trampled by a heard of cows!”